Dear big sis, You're a selfish b!tch. I'll send you your damn fuzzy socks and giant underwear today. Stop griping about not getting your Christmas present yet, 6 weeks after Christmas, when YOU are the one who barely came to our parents' house when I was there and kept switching up what you wanted all the way through the 24th, so out of the goodness of my heart I went and hit up some after Christmas sales to look around...then YOU moved out of state and only just gave me your address last week. Sorry I haven't made it to the post office, but unlike you, I have kids to tote around and a deployed husband. Patience is a frigging virtue. Get some. And be glad I got you anything at all, because I don't like you too much. Screw off, The younger sis who acts older 

Dear people, Stop confusing me. You either are or you aren't. Popularity is fleeting. Me 

Dear Self, I'm not sure if it is sugar withdrawl of you are just a butthole, but stop waking up in hostile moods everyday. Me 

Dear People, Pull the stick out. for real. You can love god and still think thread deleting is ridiculous. Not everyone has to think exactly the way you do. LOL 

Dear You, You're fcking spectacular! Way to beat that treadmill into submission this morning! Love, A Tired But Happy ME 

Dear Pepsi, I really need you to help me feel better. Why must the snow have frozen you? in need of Pepsi 

Dear LUers, Thx for putting up with my moodiness lately. When allowed, I'll have a beer for you all! -exhausted Dear family friend, I just don't get why you are so proud of your son for getting up in the middle of the superbowl and yelling "Fn sh*t, Fn sh*t, Fn sh*t." Soap could do that kid some good. Then again, I haven't liked the little brat since he sat there and clawed my legs as you just laughed! 

I haven't liked the little brat since he sat there and clawed my legs as you just laughed! This is why I don't like children. Or their parents. 

lol Boobs. I was trying to be polite out of respect for my in laws but the little turd would run over, claw my legs, run away, come back, repeat...etc. His mom goes, "Oh, hes flirting with you!" I haven't been back since! 

Shoulda kicked him. ;) 

Dear friend, Above mentioned open letter was not about you. I came to you with my issue and I wouldn't post it on open forum. :) Me 

Dear Gals, STOP BRINGING ME FOOD! Thanks, Me 

Dear Customers who call my work place, I hope it makes you feel good to scream at someone who has no control over your problem. I'm just the damn receptionist, screaming before I connect you with the department you need is only going to make you have to wait even longer to speak to who you need to. Yes I hold the phone far away from ear while you complain to me, a story you will only have to repeat to a manager yourself. Yes I'm on LU while you are screaming. Yes, my job makes me want to pull my hair out on a daily basis. Yes I am looking for another job, but until then, stfu and stop whining. Thank you for calling.... Unsincerely, Your typical secretary 

Dear family friend, I just don't get why you are so proud of your son for getting up in the middle of the superbowl and yelling "Fn sh*t, Fn sh*t, Fn sh*t." Soap could do that kid some good. Then again, I haven't liked the little brat since he sat there and clawed my legs as you just laughed! How old? Clawed your legs? Better description please :) 

He is about to turn 4 (or maybe 3)? When I say clawed, I mean scratched. He left marks up and down both my legs. When I left you could see all the claw marks. The mom just laughed and laughed! 

He left marks up and down both my legs. When I left you could see all the claw marks. The mom just laughed and laughed! Like on purpose? Like "haha beotch I scrathed you"? 

Dear snow, Please stay away. I have a big pile outside of my back door which makes me want to puke that I don't need to add more to it. Thanks, Someone missing the warm weather 

Dear Hubby, I know I see you in your uniform every day but every time I see you you look so cute. So don't feel weird if I stare at you all the time lol. It's a good thing :) Love, Your wife 

Dear CO, How is it that my husband had duty yesterday and because the SGT who was due to relieve him this morning didn't show, now my husband is the one standing duty again? He was already schedule for twice this week... what more do you want? Dear Kitties, I really wish I knew where you got the ink that is all over my floors... I will be spending the rest of my day cleaning that crapola up Blah 

Dear LU, It was nice to take a few days break from you. Hopefully I never feel like I have to again. Love, Katie Dear concrete guy, When you tell a customer that you will be at their house at 10am, you should be there at that time. Showing up at 11am ruins your credibility. And, really, stop saying my plans are complicated..there really isn't anything too complicated about them. Thanks, Katie 

I don't think standing duty has anything to do with the CO. I know when we did change over our Sgt Maj always did the briefing and de-briefing. Maybe he had something to do with it? 

Dear Skooch, Love, Tiki 

I don't think standing duty has anything to do with the CO. I know when we did change over our Sgt Maj always did the briefing and de-briefing. Maybe he had something to do with it? Maybe, I was half listening this morning... I was focused on the cats... All I know is that he is standing duty again b/c the SGT who was supposed to be there claims he forgot... 

Dear neck, Stop hurting. Love, Me Dear self, Yay for keeping to an exercise routine this past week! Every other day seems to be working just fine! Love, Me 

I don't think standing duty has anything to do with the CO. I know when we did change over our Sgt Maj always did the briefing and de-briefing. Maybe he had something to do with it? Maybe, I was half listening this morning... I was focused on the cats... All I know is that he is standing duty again b/c the SGT who was supposed to be there claims he forgot... So are they going to make him go in? I forgot is not an excuse. I hope they relieve your husband soon. that happened to my husband one time too and he was pissed. 

Dear Katie, It pains me to have to get stern with you, but I don't recall approving a LUeave chit. **Glares sternly** Tough love, Tiki 

So are they going to make him go in? I forgot is not an excuse. I hope they relieve your husband soon. that happened to my husband one time too and he was pissed. As far as I know, they told my husband it was his fault for not calling the guy last week.... My husband never gets reminders that he has duty, he always checks the roster and is there, no question... so how hard is it for a fellow SGT to know when he has duty... and it also sounds like he has no hope of being home until tomorrow night... I know the LT that was on duty w/ him last night is trying to pull strings, but who knows... I will just take him dinner tonight so the kiddos can see him 

dear husband, I told you my car wouldn't move, so HA! We truly are snowed in. *giggle* the wife 

Dear neighbor, Why did you have to come back? It was so nice when you were gone for a few months. Now I have to look out the window before I go outside so I won't run into you. Sigh. Me