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Love Poems :)

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dbal 2
Amel!A 11
Tiki, Tikcuf, dirty old perv! 10
Fulu McVooDoo 1
StudentNurseMidwife 3
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Amel!A --- 8 years ago -

You mean all the world to me. Without you I can't be free. You make me pant considerably. You're my love guppy. You have the finest rosebud's taste. Without you my life is waste, I'll stick to you like Elmer's paste. You're my love guppy. I'd break through a citadel. I'd fight with a raging bull, Though winning would seem improbable. You're my love guppy. My love's as strong as the mid-ocean ridge. You shine like the rainbow bridge or like that light inside my fridge. You're my love guppy. For you I'd consume haggis, or lose the joys of Bacchus, or live in sin with Mike Dukakis. You're my love guppy. No time's too long for me to wait. For you, I'd fight against Fate, though maybe you could lose some weight, You're my love guppy. Without you, I'd be not whole, I would have to sell my soul, or gulp a quart of Tide-E-Bowl. You're my love guppy. My passion is always mounting. I'm like a geyser founting. Well, maybe not, but who's counting? You're my love guppy. The love that is the more intense always has the most silence, like quiet bursts of flatulence. You're my love guppy. I know that my love is true. I know that you'll love me too, or I'll hold my breath 'till I turn blue You're my love guppy. I'd not forget you if I tried. You make me all warm inside. My love's as pure as Naugahyde. You're my love guppy. Then I hear the words let slip From betwixt impatient lips, ``I want to have a relationship. You're my love guppy.''  

Amel!A --- 8 years ago -

You cause my very heart to flutter. You cause my lonely lips to stutter. You're jelly to my peanut butter. This is what I know. Risk is high, reward is great. Love is a chance you have to take. You're as juicy as a steak. Oh I love you so. My love for you will never stop. I'll take the bottom or the top. You're stronger than a karate chop. This is what I know. Sometimes I'll act like such a clod, Like when I drool upon your bod. I'm fertilizer to your sod. Oh I love you so. Everytime I think of you, I know your love for me is true, Cause of all the shit I put you through. This is what I know. For you I'd kill the largest beast, Or drown myself in tons of yeast, Or suffer through a snotball feast, Oh I love you so. When we argue I feel sadder, The pressure builds up in my bladder, When it breaks it makes me madder. This is what I know. You realize that when I say, "Your chest is flatter than a tray" I mean it in the nicest way! Oh I love you so. If we have children in our nooks, We'll read them children's story books. But please don't let them have YOUR looks. This is what I know. If you ever try to flee, I'll chop you into parts of three, And love the parts like they were me, Oh I love you so. 

StudentNurseMidwife --- 8 years ago -

those are so romantical. 

Tiki, Tikcuf, dirty old perv! --- 8 years ago -

Are those your own, Amelia? 

Amel!A --- 8 years ago -

No Tik, I am not that poetical :) 

Tiki, Tikcuf, dirty old perv! --- 8 years ago -

**Wipes tears from eyes** :p 

Amel!A --- 8 years ago -

Don't cry Tiki! 

Amel!A --- 8 years ago -

I bought a random love card for Shane. It has a funny looking lady and man on the front holding hands. The front says, "I'm not interested in a nice, normal relationship." Inside says, "I like ours better!" I was just looking for silly love quotes to write on the envelope. 

Tiki, Tikcuf, dirty old perv! --- 8 years ago -

No Tik, I am not that poetical Good thing they're not. I was about to kidnap you and take you away to a private romantical place so you could composify poetrification like that for me forever. ;) 

Amel!A --- 8 years ago -

poetrification LOVE IT! 

Tiki, Tikcuf, dirty old perv! --- 8 years ago -

Don't cry Tiki! Too late. You know I'm a sappy sentimental romantic. Those beautiful poems just broke me completely down, emotionally. **snort** 

Tiki, Tikcuf, dirty old perv! --- 8 years ago -

poetrification LOVE IT! It's a gift, this way with wordinating. ;) 

Amel!A --- 8 years ago -

Noone else loves these poems! Ya'll suck! 

Tiki, Tikcuf, dirty old perv! --- 8 years ago -

I'm here. Nobody else matters. ;) 

Amel!A --- 8 years ago -

Tiki, this is true. 

StudentNurseMidwife --- 8 years ago -

Noone else loves these poems! Ya'll suck! I MATTER! 

Amel!A --- 8 years ago -

I sometimes forget that most people do not have our wonderful sense of humor... I bet it would make Cookie snort though! 

Amel!A --- 8 years ago -

I MATTER! That is why I sent you that amazing love text this morning that said... My love for you is more Athletic than a verb. Don't you remember? 

StudentNurseMidwife --- 8 years ago -

Yes I do.. my hear was all aflutter 

Tiki, Tikcuf, dirty old perv! --- 8 years ago -

I bet it would make Cookie snort though! True. Hooker's barely around any more though. :( 

dbal --- 8 years ago -

You know I'm a sappy sentimental romantic serious?? I never gather you as the type?? lol 

Amel!A --- 8 years ago -

barely around any more though That is because Princess Pigtails is not feeing well and King Bald Spot is up her behind! 

Tiki, Tikcuf, dirty old perv! --- 8 years ago -

I never gather you as the type?? I only show that side to Amelia and a few others. But the fact that I love those poems should be proof that I'm a real romantical kinda guy. 

Tiki, Tikcuf, dirty old perv! --- 8 years ago -

That is because Princess Pigtails is not feeing well and King Bald Spot is up her behind! Ahh. Got ya. 

dbal --- 8 years ago -

I only show that side to Amelia and a few others. sniff...I'm hurt =( 

Tiki, Tikcuf, dirty old perv! --- 8 years ago -

sniff...I'm hurt Money talks...bullsh*t walks. :p 

kberg --- 4 years ago -

I created an account just to say that I wrote that poem in 1991. And thank you for having it here, I wouldn't have found it anyplace else!

Its style was written a la Dorothy Parker, specifically a parody of _this_ poem: http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/somebody-s-song/ written for my college girlfriend. She loved it.

I'm glad you enjoyed it enough to share it! 

Fulu McVooDoo (Mod) --- 4 years ago -

That's a trip! 

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