I didn't want to be a bully and tell the newbie to switch. I almost give up on LU all together, she can replace me! Lol! No, we love you. 

I didn't want to be a bully and tell the newbie to switch No worries, I'll handle it. I almost give up on LU all together NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! she can replace me! My love, NO ONE can replace you. They might try, but it'll never happen. 

Dear QS, Yes, that little you know what was doing it on purpose. :) 

Dear French Fries, I don't know why I thought I wanted you but I did. Thanks for reminding me why I don't eat fries often. Fry 1 wasn't bad, fry 2 was eh, fry 3? Well that's when the rest went in the garbage. Your grease on the roof of my mouth was plain sick. Thanks but no thanks. No Mo' Fries 

As far as I know, they told my husband it was his fault for not calling the guy last week.... My husband never gets reminders that he has duty, he always checks th That is BS, if you are scheduled for duty, it is your responsibility to be there, certainly not your DH's responsibility. The SgtMaj should reprimand the guy who "forgot" and if he did, they should call the Supernumerary(sp). 

dear recruiter please call with with good news! anxious chuck 

Supernumerary I read this as Super Nanny. *giggle* 

Chuck, Are you trying to go back into the military? 

Chuck, Are you trying to go back into the military? yup yup 

Dear Kiddos, Thank you for being good today. I really appreciate it. I know you both miss daddy. Xavier, I am sorry your pony is sick. He will get better soon I promise and Zander don't worry I will order you a new blanket, I am sorry the dryer took what was left of it. One Happy Mommy 

Wish I would of known, I would of put you in touch with my hubs. LOL he needs a contract! 

Dear Baby, (Yes I'm blaming you) Thank you for making me rip @ss loudly as soon as the Sonic lady handed me my drink. I'm sure that just made her day. Atleast I got a good laugh out of it... Also thank you for making me have to pee every 5 minutes. Love, Mommy 

Wish I would of known, I would of put you in touch with my hubs. LOL he needs a contract! LOL is he here in jville? 

No, I couldn't imagine being a recruiter there. lol 

Dear Baby, (Yes I'm blaming you) Thank you for making me rip @ss loudly as soon as the Sonic lady handed me my drink. I'm sure that just made her day. Atleast I got a good laugh out of it... Also thank you for making me have to pee every 5 minutes. Love, Mommy I'm sorry, but that made me LMAO! 

dear minor head cold you are a pain in the butt. im sick of sneezing and i look like rudolph...which for the record, isnt a sexy look. love sneezy mcsneezerson extrodinair 

I'm sorry, but that made me LMAO There was no way she didn't notice either. It was LOUD. And of course I started cackling like a hyena. I gave her extra in her tip, maybe that softened the blow. 

Dear pizza hut, Enjoy the customer complaint f*cktards. Maybe next time you won't leave a customer who CALLED AHEAD waiting while you socialize and ignore them. Trust me, you don't have the excuse of being busy at 3:00 pm. Your little mirror/window, not good quality. I could see you chatting and not doing anything. wishing ill tidings your way, LD 

Dear Office Staff - TRANSITION TRANSITION TRANSITION .. stop taking on new kids when I have overgrown two year olds in my classroom causing CHAOS that need to be moved to the older classroom ... they are hurting the other children and are acting CRAZY. It's too much! Ughhhhh, Sarah